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This page begins with details of some of my more recent books and e-books.

Following this, you will find a complete listing of all my book titles in hardback, paperback and e-book.

My autobiography is now available as a paperback book and as an e-book.  Either version can most easily be found on Amazon:

 

 

 

 

I became ‘broadcasting-struck’ at a very early age but, although I maintained my ambition to go into radio or television when I grew up, through school in Liverpool and at university in Oxford, I had no very clear idea of what I wanted to do if and when I got there.  It was when I landed my first job with Granada TV in Manchester that I realised I wanted to be a writer and performer of some description.  After a short and undistinguished stint as a hard news reporter with ITN, I gradually established myself as a freelance contributor to a wide range of BBC radio outlets.  In time, I became a presenter of news and current affairs programmes (Today on Radio 4, Twenty-Four Hours on World Service) as well as in arts and entertainment.  As I relate in my radio times, I somewhat unusually combined all my presentation work with acting in a radio comedy classic (The Burkiss Way to Dynamic Living) and a radio comedy disaster (The Betty Witherspoon Show).

This last show did mean, however, that I got to work with Kenneth Williams.  my radio times contains a notable portrait of that extraordinary character – along with reminiscences of some of the many other people whom I encountered along the way, from film stars to politicians, from leading figures in the arts to the occasional arch-villain.

Eventually, it was my mix of skills and enthusiasms that gave rise to Quote ... Unquote, the radio show I have devised and introduced for over 35 years.  I relate how it came about, my experiences with an astonishing variety of guests and how the brand established me as something of an authority on aspects of popular language, the chief subject of my many, many books.

Alongside my narrative in this ‘radio autobiography’ is a vivid account of the personal life that underpins the professional.

Illustrated with pictures from my collection.

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The latest addition to my BEST GUIDE TO … series of popular language reference e-books is:

 

 

The BEST GUIDE TO QUOTATIONS is not a dictionary of quotations in the usual sense.  It is an annotated guide to those quotations often misquoted or misattributed or for which finding a source has proved in some way problematical. 

This e-book is the result of nearly forty years spent on the quotations watch and brings together material from my earlier quotations ‘companions’, now updated through twenty years of discoveries from the Quote … Unquote Newsletter.  So here is the cream of quotations scholarship – aided by a band of worldwide quote detectives.

 

So, what did Neil Armstrong actually say when he stepped on to the moon?

Did John Masefield write ‘I must GO down’ or ‘I must DOWN to the seas again’?

Where did the expression ‘My work here is done’ originate?

Did Napoleon ever really say ‘Not tonight, Josephine’?

Who wrote the graffito ‘Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere’?

Is there any evidence that Lord Chesterfield ever said of sex that ‘the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous and the expense damnable’?

 

These and scores of other notable sayings are here put under the quotations microscope.

Go to the Kindle store at amazon.com, amazon.co.uk or your local amazon for more details.  A small note: you don’t actually have to have a Kindle to read Kindle e-books. You can download (for free) a ‘Kindle for PC’ program that lets you view the books on your PC screen and on other devices.

 

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My last hardback book was published by Batsford and entitled Don’t You Know There’s a War On! – sub-titled Words and Phrases from the World Wars.

 

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• From ‘Your country needs you’ to Churchill’s ‘Blood, toil, tears and sweat’, this fascinating book is a wide-ranging exploration of words and phrases from the two world wars.

 

• Covers phrases from both home and abroad, including military terms (‘dreadnought’), political slogans (‘a bayonet is a weapon with a worker at each end’), slang used by soldiers abroad (‘basket case’) and comic radio-show catchphrases (‘this is Funf speaking’).

 

• Packed with information on the provenance and development of these intriguing, quirky and sometimes crude phrases that were born out of times of conflict and have become part of our language.

 

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I have produced Kindle e-editions of a number of books on the backlist.  Apart from keeping the books available, this process enables me to update them, correct them and generally refresh them. 

 

First out was a Kindle version of my five collections of humorous and pointed graffiti which, it is not an exaggeration to say, were a publishing phenomenon of the early 1980s and sold millions of copies.  I have long wanted to produce a ‘complete graffiti’ book and now I have done so.  Called The Golden Age of Graffiti, the e-book brings together the text of the five collections, more or less exactly as originally published.  In addition there are photos from my archive of some of the major graffiti, background notes on the most famous ones, as well as thoughts on what has happened to the type of graffiti jokes and stuff that was so current back then but which has now all but disappeared under the spray-painted rubbish that bedaubs so many of our cities today.   This e-book is available from the Kindle store at amazon.com, amazon.co.uk or the nearest amazon outlet to you.

 

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Also available now are e-books by me, with the generic title The Best Guide to –––––

 

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This is the biggest, best and funniest collection of humorous quotations you will find, embracing as it does over 5,000 comic utterances of all types: aphorisms and epigrams, retorts and putdowns, quips and one-liners, sayings and proverbs, together with examples of unintentional humour such as gaffes and malapropisms.

 

The quotations are drawn from a world-class cast of wits and humorists: comedians, novelists, playwrights, journalists, politicians, actors, songwriters and many others.  Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Noël Coward and Woody Allen are, of course, well represented but hundreds of other exponents of the bon mot are included here, even if they have brightened the world with only one or two of their sayings.

 

Nigel Rees draws on over 35 years experience of sourcing quotations through his BBC Radio show Quote ... Unquote.  This is not just another collection of funny sayings, it is the ultimate authority on who actually said what and is a major attempt to pin down the quotations that readers really want to know about.  Using the search button you can find what you are looking for in The BEST GUIDE to HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS whether it be through a word or phrase or under one of the 1,200 thematic headings.

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And then:

 

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From a database of some 10,000 quotes, I have selected a comprehensive and entertaining collection from all areas of cinema.  Great and memorable lines from the movies are coupled with quotable comments by and about film-makers and film-goers.  This specially revised e-book also celebrates the language of the movies – the catchphrases and titles, the slogans and clichés.  Above all The Best Guide to Movie Quotes hears from the professionals – the actors, directors, producers, writers and critics – and tells us what they love, loathe and lament about the business, the pictures, the players – and about each other.

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THE COMPLETE WORKS!

HARDBACK & PAPERBACK

(E-BOOKS LISTED AT END)

 

1. QUOTE ... UNQUOTE  Quizbook/anthology  Hardcover edition  Publ.: George Allen & Unwin (16/11/1978)  ISBN: 0048270172  Paperback edition  Publ.: Unwin Paperbacks (1/5/1980)  ISBN: 0048270202  US edition: Hardcover Publ: St Martin's (1979)  ISBN: 0312661223

2. GRAFFITI LIVES OK   Paperback  Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (30/7/1979)  ISBN 0048270180  Re-titled GRAFFITI 1 (16/8/1984)  ISBN: 0048271195

3. VERY INTERESTING ... BUT STUPID!  A Book of Catchphrases from the World of Entertainment  Paperback  Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (11/8/1980)  ISBN: 0048270210

4. GRAFFITI 2 Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (9/1980) ISBN: 0048270237 2nd edition (16/8/1984) ISBN: 0048271209

5. QUOTE...UNQUOTE BOOK OF LOVE, DEATH & THE UNIVERSE Quizbook/anthology Hardcover Publ: George Allen & Unwin (9/1980) ISBN 0048270229 Paperback entitled QUOTE...UNQUOTE 2 Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (25/1/1982) ISBN: 0048270318 US edition entitled LOVE, DEATH AND THE UNIVERSE Paperback Publ: Macmillan (7/1981) ISBN: 0020293402
6. GRAFFITI 3 Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (6/7/1981) ISBN: 004827030x 2nd edition (16/8/1984) ISBN: 0048271217

7. EAVESDROPPING Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (14/9/1981) ISBN: 004827044x

8. GRAFFITI FILE (omnibus of GRAFFITI 1,2 & 3) Hardcover Publ: George Allen & Unwin (29/10/1981) ISBN: 0048270490 Paperback omnibus editions have also been published in Norway Publ:Ex Libris (1984) ISBN: 8290473117; Denmark Publ: Apostrof (1983) ISBN: 8788002756; [Hungary Patria Konyvek (1990) ISBN: 9630289377 as 666 MAFFIA (2000) Publ: Humare 9985608070 – not by me]

9. FOOT IN MOUTH Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (30/8/1982) ISBN: 0048270733

10. SLOGANS (illustrated Dict of Phrases Promoting Products, Causes) Hardcover Publ: George Allen & Unwin (19/10/1982) ISBN: 0048270644

11. GRAFFITI 4 Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (18/10/1982) ISBN: 0048270660 2nd edition (1984) ISBN: 0048271225

12. BABES AND SUCKLINGS Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (19/9/1983) ISBN:0048270814
13. QUOTE ... UNQUOTE 3 Quizbook/anthology Hardcover Publ: George Allen & Unwin (13/10/1983) ISBN: 0048270806 Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (29/7/1985) ISBN: 004827142x

14. A YEAR OF GRAFFITI Calendar Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (10/1983) ISBN:0048270881
15. WORD OF MOUTH (BABES, EAVESDROP, FOOT omnibus) Hardcover Publ: George Allen & Unwin (27/10/1983) ISBN: 004827092x

16. THE NIGEL REES BOOK OF SLOGANS AND CATCHPHRASES (revised omnibus of VIBS and SLOGANS) Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (4/9/1984) ISBN: 004827108x

17. A YEAR OF BOOBS AND BLUNDERS Calendar Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (11/1984) ISBN: 0048271144

18. SAYINGS OF THE CENTURY (The Stories Behind the Twentieth Century's Quotable Sayings) Hardcover Publ: George Allen & Unwin (10/1984) ISBN: 0048080489 Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (10 or 22/10/1987) ISBN: 0044400802

19. THE JOY OF CLICHES (A Complete User's Guide) Hardcover Publ: Macdonald (25/10/1984) ISBN: 035610401x Paperback Publ: Futura (26/9/1985) ISBN: 0708828396

20. A WHO'S WHO OF NICKNAMES (written with Vernon Noble) Hardcover Publ: George Allen & Unwin (16/5/1985) ISBN: 0048271136

21. SHOWBIZ TRIVIA Quizbook Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (26/8/1985) ISBN: 0047930845

22. QUOTABLE TRIVIA Quizbook Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (26/8/1985) ISBN: 0047930837

23. SIXTIES TRIVIA Quizbook Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (26/8/1985) ISBN: 0047930829
23. A YEAR OF STINGS AND SQUELCHES Calendar Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (10/1985) ISBN: 0048271381

24. THE GIFT OF THE GAB (A Guide to Sparkling Chat) Hardcover Publ: Macdonald (10/1985) ISBN: 035610950x Paperback Publ: Futura (10/1986) ISBN 0708831133

25. GRAFFITI 5 Paperback Publ: Unwin Paperbacks (27/10/1986) ISBN: 0048271500

26. NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK (A Quotebook of Love and Sex) Paperback Publ: Javelin (22/9/1986) ISBN: 0713719168

27. DICTIONARY OF TWENTIETH CENTURY QUOTATIONS Paperback Publ: Fontana (5/1987) ISBN: 0006370667

28. SAY NO MORE! (A “Quote...Unquote” Quotebook) Paperback Publ: Javelin (19/10/1987 or 2/11/87) ISBN: 0713720026

29. THE NEWSMAKERS Fiction Hardcover Publ: Headline (27/8/1987) ISBN: 0747200114 Paperback Publ: Headline (13 or 17/10/1988) ISBN: 0747230161

30. WHY DO WE SAY...? Word & phrase origins Hardcover Publ: Blandford (21/9/1987) ISBN: 0713719443 Paperback Publ: Blandford (10/11/1988) ISBN: 0713720867 Re-titled DICTIONARY OF WORD & PHRASE ORIGINS Hardcover Publ: Cassell (8/10/1992) ISBN: 0304320501 (also 0304344222) PB version (18/8/94)  2nd edition of re-titled version Publ: Cassell (26/9/1996) ISBN: 0304348031 Paperback Publ: Cassell (23/4/1998) ISBN: 0304349658 Past Times paperback (2000) as BOB'S YOUR UNCLE) ISBN: 0304357405 3rd edition Paperback Publ: Cassell (14/3/2002) ISBN: 0304362255

31. TALENT Fiction Hardcover Publ: Headline (17/10/1988) ISBN: 0747200785 Paperback Publ: Headline (5/10/1989) ISBN: 0747232520

32. WHY DO WE QUOTE...? Annotated quotations Hardcover Publ: Blandford (14/9/1989) ISBN: (0713721614) Paperback Publ: Blandford (16/5/1991) ISBN: 0713722312

33. A FAMILY MATTER Fiction Hardcover Publ: Headline (5/10/1989) ISBN: 0747201374 Paperback Publ: Headline (16/8/1990) ISBN: 0747233748

34. DICTIONARY OF POPULAR PHRASES Hardcover Publ: Bloomsbury (31/5/1990) ISBN: 0747503443 Paperback Publ: Bloomsbury (23/5/1991) ISBN: 0747509891 2nd paperback edition Publ: Bloomsbury (16/7/1992) ISBN: 0747512213 3rd paperback Key edition Publ: Bloomsbury (26/1/1995) ISBN: 0747520585 US edition entitled THE PHRASE THAT LAUNCHED 1,000 SHIPS Paperback Publ: Dell (7/1991) ISBN: 0440208246

35. DICTIONARY OF PHRASE & ALLUSION Hardcover Publ: Bloomsbury (19/9/1991) ISBN: 0747507899 Paperback Publ: Bloomsbury (24/9/1992) ISBN: 0747512175 2nd paperback edition Publ: Bloomsbury (1993) ISBN: 0747515093 3rd paperback edition as DICTIONARY OF PHRASE & FABLE Publ: Parragon (15/7/1993) ISBN: 1858132509

36 BEST BEHAVIOUR (A Complete Guide to Manners in the 1990s) Hardcover Publ: Bloomsbury (22/10/1992) ISBN: 0747512086 Paperback re-titled GUIDE TO GOOD MANNERS Publ: Bloomsbury (1/7/1993) ISBN: 0747515220 2nd paperback edition entitled GOOD MANNERS Publ: Bloomsbury (4/8/1994) ISBN: 0747517568 Estonian edition: HEAD KOMBED Paperback Publ: Perioodika (1995) ISBN 5797905558
37. POLITICALLY CORRECT PHRASEBOOK Hardcover Publ: Bloomsbury (21/1/1993) ISBN: 0747514267 Paperback Publ: Bloomsbury (13/1/1994) ISBN: 0747514275 Japanese edition Hardcover Publ: Akashi Shoten (1996) ISBN 47503 08218

38. EPITAPHS (Dict. of Grave Epigrams and Memorial Eloquence) Hardcover Publ: Bloomsbury (11/2/1993) ISBN: 0747511276 Paperback Publ: Bloomsbury (2/2/1994) ISBN: 0747514615 US edition: Paperback Publ: Carroll & Graf (8/94) ISBN: 0786700807
39. DICTIONARY OF MODERN QUOTATIONS Hardcover Publ: Chambers (1/4/1993) ISBN: 055021030x

40. LETTER WRITING (A Guide to Personal and Professional Correspondence) Hardcover Publ: Bloomsbury (20/1/1994) ISBN: 0747514283 Paperback Publ: Bloomsbury (16/3/1995) ISBN: 0747514305

41. BOOK OF HUMOROUS ANECDOTES Paperback Publ: Guinness (9/1994) ISBN: 0851127924

42. BREWER’S QUOTATIONS (A Phrase and Fable Dictionary) Annotated quotations. Hardcover Publ: Cassell (27/10/1994) ISBN: 0304343978 Paperback Publ: Cassell (7/3/1996) 0304348325

43. AS WE SAY IN OUR HOUSE (A Book of Family Sayings) Hardcover Publ: Robson (27/10/1994) ISBN: 0860517667 Paperback Publ: Robson (28/9/1995) ISBN: 0860519996 2nd Paperback edition Publ: Robson (2001) ISBN: 1 861054645 US edition: Hardcover Publ: Parkwest Publns. (1997) ISBN: 0860517667 (same as orig)

44. DICTIONARY OF JOKES Paperback Publ: Guinness (1/10/1995) ISBN: 0851126669

45. DICTIONARY OF CATCHPHRASES Hardcover Publ: Cassell (13/7/1995) ISBN: 0304345636 Paperback Publ: Cassell (7/3/1996) Reprint (25/9/1997) ISBN: 0304347884  2nd Edition PB 03044366854 (14/4/05) Past Times paperback (2000) as NOT TONIGHT, JOSEPHINE  ISBN 0304357391

46. PHRASES & SAYINGS Hardcover Publ: Bloomsbury (28/9/1995) ISBN: 0747521689 Paperback Publ: Bloomsbury (10/7/1997) ISBN: 0747531145

47. DICTIONARY OF CLICHES Hardcover Publ: Cassell (11/7/1996) ISBN: 0304346985 Paperback Publ: Cassell (24/9/1998) ISBN: 0304349623

49. BRAINBOX QUIZ BOOK Paperback Publ: Guinness (11/10/1996) ISBN: 0851126170

50. DICTIONARY OF SLOGANS Paperback Publ: HarperCollins (9/1997) ISBN: 0004720423
51. COMPANION TO QUOTATIONS Annotated quotations. Hardcover Publ: Cassell (20/11/1997) ISBN: 0304348481 Paperback Publ: Cassell (6/5/99) ISBN: 030435192X  Barnes & Noble hardback edition as MARK MY WORDS (Great Quotations and the Stories Behind Them) (2002) ISBN 0760735328 (not showing)

52. DICTIONARY OF HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS Hardcover Publ: Cassell (22/10/1998) ISBN: 0304350958 ; Marks & Spencer paperback (2002) as QUIPS, SLURS & GAFFES (no ISBN) ; extracts in THE GRUMPIEST OLD MEN Publ: Premier ISBN: 8888998659 (1/9/05)

53. DICTIONARY OF ANECDOTES Paperback Publ: Cassell (2/12/1999)  ISBN: 0304351954

54. CASSELL’S MOVIE QUOTATIONS Hardcover Publ: Cassell (21/9/2000)  ISBN: 0304353698 Paperback Publ: Cassell (14/3/2002) ISBN 0304362247

55. CASSELL’S HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS Hardcover Publ: Cassell (13/9/2001)  ISBN: 0304357200 Paperback Publ: Cassell (20/3/2003) ISBN 0304365882  W.H. Smith edition (2003) as QUIPS AND QUOTES (1898799598) see below

56. OOPS, PARDON, MRS ARDEN! Hardcover Publ: Robson (10/2001)  ISBN: 1861054408  Paperback Publ: Robson (2002)  ISBN: 1861055447

57. QUIPS AND QUOTES  Paperback Publ: W.H. Smith (2003)  ISBN: 1898799598

58. A WORD IN YOUR SHELL-LIKE: 6,000 CURIOUS & EVERYDAY PHRASES EXPLAINED Hardcover Publ: Collins (6/9/2004) ISBN: 000715593X  Paperback Publ: Collins (2/5/2006) 0007220871

59. CASSELL’S DICTIONARY OF CATCHPHRASES (2nd edn) Paperback Publ: Cassell (2005) ISBN: 0304366854

60. I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK Hardcover Publ: Weidenfeld & Nicolson (20/10/2005)  ISBN: 0304368032

61. BREWER’S FAMOUS QUOTATIONS: 5,000 QUOTATIONS AND THE STORIES BEHIND THEM Hardcover Publ: Weidenfeld & Nicolson (30/3/2006)  ISBN: 0304367990  Paperback Publ: Chambers (9/2009) ISBN: 9780550105479

62. A MAN ABOUT A DOG: EUPHEMISMS & OTHER EXAMPLES OF VERBAL SQUEAMISHNESS  Hardcover Publ: Collins (4/9/2006) ISBN: 0007214537 Paperback Publ: Collins (2008) 9780007214549

63. ALL GONG AND NO DINNER: 1,001 HOMELY PHRASES AND CURIOUS DOMESTIC SAYINGS  Hardcover Publ: Collins (17/7/2007) ISBN:978-0-00-724935-0

64.  MORE TEA, VICAR?  Hardcover Publ: National Trust (2009) ISBN:978-1-905400-74-4

65.  DON’T YOU KNOW THERE’S A WAR ON?  Hardcover Publ: Batsford (2011) ISBN:978-1-906388-99-7

66.  MY RADIO TIMES  Paperback Publ: Ambergate Press (2013) ISBN: 9781482399462

 

E-BOOKS

(all in Kindle format available from Amazon)

 

01. QUOTE … UNQUOTE 1 – Quotes and Quizzes

02. QUOTE … UNQUOTE 2 – Quotes and Quizzes

03. QUOTE … UNQUOTE 3 – Quotes and Quizzes

04. QUOTE … UNQUOTE 4 – Nudge Nudge Wink Wink

05. QUOTE … UNQUOTE 5 – Say No More!

06. QUOTE … UNQUOTE 6 – Eavesdroppings

07. QUOTE … UNQUOTE 7 – Babes and Sucklings

08. QUOTE … UNQUOTE 8 – Foot in Mouth

09. QUOTE … UNQUOTE 3 – Quotes and Quizzes

 

10. THE NEWSMAKERS (novel)

11. TALENT (novel)

12. A FAMILY MATTER (novel)

 

13. I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK! – THE BEST GUIDE TO EPITAPHS

14. MY RADIO TIMES (autobiography)

15. SAYINGS OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY

 

16. THE QUOTE … UNQUOTE NEWSLETTER – 1992-1996

17. THE QUOTE … UNQUOTE NEWSLETTER – 1997-2001

18. THE QUOTE … UNQUOTE NEWSLETTER – 2002-2006

19. THE QUOTE … UNQUOTE NEWSLETTER – 2007-2011

20. THE QUOTE … UNQUOTE NEWSLETTER – 2012-2016

21. THE QUOTE … UNQUOTE NEWSLETTER – 2017-2021

 

22. THE BEST GUIDE TO CATCHPHRASES – from the world of entertainment

23. THE BEST GUIDE TO EUPHEMISM

24. THE BEST GUIDE TO HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS

25. THE BEST GUIDE TO MODERN MANNERS

26. THE BEST GUIDE TO MOVIE QUOTES

27. THE BEST GUIDE TO NICKNAMES

28. THE BEST GUIDE TO QUOTATIONS

29. THE BEST GUIDE TO SLOGANS

 

30. THE GOLDEN AGE OF GRAFFITI

31. THE JOKE DICTIONARY

32. THE JOY OF CLICHÉ – THE BEST GUIDE TO CLICHES

33.  THE PC PHRASEBOOK

34. WORD AND PHRASE ORIGINS

 

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